**NEW LYRICS
Once upon a time, long, long ago …
(‘USA’ chanting)
(Verse 1)
Momma’s in the kitchen makin sure it’s finger lickin
Daddy’s screaming at the TV
Sister sitting pretty on her phone lookin busy
Lil’ brother’s on his PS3
Happy Thanksgiving, carve a turkey it’s tradition
But first somebody mention the Lord
Momma turn the TV up before you come and sit down
Daddy likes to hear every score
(Chorus)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
American Idol, Super Bowl Game
Dancing with the Hollywood stars
Preachers on the TV saving our souls
While we worship in our favorite bars
Someone change the channel – Bubba’s on nine
Sayin’ Jesus helped him beat the other team
Like God’s up there in heaven doin’ a little bettin’
And he’s backing the American dream
Yeah, yeah, that’s the way America dreamed
(Verse 2)
Nothing could be finer than American designers
Every advertiser tells us it’s the truth
Bet your bottom dollar gonna pay someone to holler
‘Bout our mission to the moon and Babe Ruth
Nobody can build a bomb the way that we can build ‘em
There’s a body count dispelling ay doubt
Immigrants and sinners, here we all can be a winner
Hell, we even let the gay folks out
(Chorus)
(Bridge with ‘USA’ chanting)
Yeah, Yankee doodle, Yankee doodle day
Yeah, Yankee doodle, in the USA
(Verse 3)
Being on the top somebody always takes a shot
But so far nobody has taken us down
Might be China’s future, you can say whatever suits ya
But for now it’s still America’s crown
Cheney was a mad man, Bush a blind fool
Obama was a wolf in disguise
Never would defend ‘em
But god can you imagine
If the bastards hadn’t have been on our side
(End Chorus)
American Idol, Super Bowl Game
Dancing with the Hollywood stars
Preachers on the TV selling vitamin G
While we worship in our favorite bars
Someone change the channel – Colonel’s on nine
Sayin’ Jesus helped him beat the other team
Like God’s up there in heaven doin’ a little bettin’
And he’s backing the American Dream
Yeah, yeah, that’s the way America dreamed
(Tag ending with ‘USA’ chant)
That’s the way, that’s the way
That’s the way America dreamed
That’s the way, that’s the way
That’s the way America dreamed
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