EVERYBODY GETS TO GO TO HEAVEN

(Verse 1)
Find your path, meet your master
Quote your book, verse and chapter
Flat deny all gods and saviours
Cross yourself and tongue the wafer
Hold a pose, chant your mantra
Do your sacred math for the answer
Yoga mats or mats for praying
I’m just saying no one’s failing

(Chorus)
Jehova, Moses, Abraham
Buddha, Shiva, Jah, Allah, Ram
All the prophets lend a hand
Everybody gets to go to heaven
Mohammed, Jesus, side by side
Dancing with the people on the other side
Every color, every tribe, yeah
Everybody gets to go to heaven
Yeah, everybody gets to go to heaven

(Verse 2)
Every saint, every sinner
All the poor, all the winners
Pope, nun, rabbi, ayatollah
CEO of Coca-cola
Every soul on a mission
Here on Earth to find what’s missing
There’s more than 8 billion ways to love and mercy
Don’t you worry

(Chorus)
Jehova, Moses, Abraham
Buddha, Shiva, Jah, Allah, Ram
All the prophets lend a hand
Everybody gets to go to heaven
Mohammed, Jesus, side by side
Dancing with the people on the other side, yeah
Open arms for all the tribes (yeah)
Everybody gets to go to heaven
Yeah, everybody gets to go to heaven